Egg vs Egg. Who will win?

It is an age old tradition for me now to test the strength of todays chocolate eggs using mine.
My head that is ya mook.

Simple really. Take egg in one hand, then headbutt it.
I had two eggs this easter. The first one cracked and left a hole as usual. One to me.
The next... well, it withstood my assault. I nutted it and I heard a faint click and that was it. I opened it up to see that there was a single hairline crack. A little pressure opened it up to reveal two perfect halves. Yayness.

But yeah, one to the egg.
This makes the score interesting:
Egg: 2
Me: 1249

Ninja out.

Zombies!

Armed and Dangerous Congratulations! You scored 86%!

You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 95% on survivalpoints

Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid

Odd Conversations

Today I actually managed a conversation with my parents. I was kinda forced into it as they wanted to talk to me, but it then progressed into a proper randomised conversation. Odd. It was mostly about genetics and whats going to go wrong with me possibly in the future.
Diabetes. MS. Heart Attacks. The works.

Anyway, what spurred this conversation topic was my parents going away for a few weeks. And their fear of dying and leaving me to fend for myself. Ugh. I hate these topics.
They tell me what to do, where the "pot of gold" is, everything. Which I'll prolly forget. But yeah. Not the most pleasant of conversation topics. I told them: "I plan to have you guys go once you're in an old folks home."
My Dads reply was, as always: "I'm never going to an old folks home."
"Then I guess you'll have to be immortal, then."

I'd miss my parents terribly, no matter how much I hate them on a specific day. Hate is only temporary. An eternal empty house is terror.

I shall be alone again

Its happening.
=nods=

Once again my parents leave and let me look after the house and the cat.
Reasons? I have university. Or something.
Bleh. Anyway, they've done this to me before. They went away for a whole month. And not only did I survive, but I kept this lil tidbit secret until about 2 days before they got back. It was great.
Sure, I had a girl over one time and she asked where my parents were. I didn't lie, I just used Seraphic evasion.
OWNZORB!
:P

And so it happens again. This time coz me mums turning 50 and she wants to go godknowswhere for it.
And again I don't have to worry about a present... Or maybe I do.
Oh yeah, I still have that lil thing for Kelly. I must remember it since its officially the last thingy I give her.
I need to worry more about myself than other people. I havent been doing that enough.

Oh, and if one of my friends manages to read this, there will be no such party happening at my place. Not unless I'm sure of who exactly is coming. Otherwise my alarms going to be on and Matrix is rather good ;)

Oooh, and I have a new email address. Its gmail. And the username is SeraphicNinja. :D

Ninja VANISH! HA!

Hmm.

I would have never guessed that ants stretch when they wake up :P

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