Man I'm boring.

Hopefully things will pick up and I'll get to inform you about more interesting pursuits.
Until then, heres another claim to geekdom:



Yerp. My life is soo exciting right now. OH well. Onto the holidays!

And again.

Yep. This time I hit 9609.75m :D
No, no screenshot for you.

Man, this competition thing is so much easier when you're doing it alone :P

New words

Here are some words you might not be familiar with:

Aquadextrous (adj.) Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Carperpetuation (n.) The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Disconfect (v.) To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

Dopelar Effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you explain them rapidly.

Elbonics (n.) The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.

Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed. Hence Faunacatering (v.), which has made a meal of many species.

Frust (n.) The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.

Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world.

Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.

Lactomangulation (n.) Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.

Peppier (n.) The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

Phonesia (n.) The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

Pupkus (n.) The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

Telecrastination (n.) The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

9000+

Yep. Thats right, guys. You guessed it.



It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!

Man, I rule XD

Stumble and its craziness continued

This program keeps me from dying at work.
Herein lies the next thing I have played with thanks to Stumble: Nanaca Crash.

If you know what I'm talking about, then you probably love the game since you bothered to remember it. If not, here's some information. I usually play from here, but the updated one is where I got my high score of over 8000 I believe (and not over 9000, which irks me).
Oh, joy. It hasn't saved it. Bollocks.
Oh well, I took a screeny of my over 7000 score. Yes. That poor bastard flew over 7 kilometres. XD

I find it addicting, more so than it should be. Trying to get as far as I possibly can and continuing to learn what each thing does through trial and error. The info page isn't as helpful as it seems.
One day I'll hit my magic mark of 9000, and then Vegeta will fear me.

That is all.

Be sure to read *all* the fine print.

If you're going to be a smartarse, make sure you don't fall into the "selective reading" trap.
Still, I think it was worth the 5 quid. :)

Here is a supposedly true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued:

Proctor: I beg your pardon?
Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale.
Proctor: Sorry, no.
Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you bring me Cakes and Ale.

At this point, the student produced a copy of the four hundred year old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect, and pointed to the section which read (rough translation from the Latin):

"Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require Cakes and Ale".

Pepsi and hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent, and the student sat there, writing his examination and happily slurping away.

Three weeks later the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination.

Huh. I knew it.

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It makes me laff - alot actually - but I'll gladly take your money, ladies. ;)
But as I said before, I won't eat your poop >.<

Oh. My. GOD

I'm sorry, girls. According to this, I can never really love you.
EVER. :*(
=girly sob=

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