Its gone.

My beard and moustache have gone.
For a while, at least. It'll be easy enough to grow again.

Shock horror, you say? Nah. Capricious? certainly not. I don't understand big words like that :P
I've been testing this idea out for months, and decided that I'd turn my meager life around on my birthday and look after myself better.

Yeah, good luck.

I dont think I'll be taking better care of myself properly until after I've been going to the gym for a few weeks.
Yes, thats right. I'm going back to the gym. Uni wasnt a challenge so lets make it harder! :T

I think being a ninja would have been a wise career choice.
And... I'd look cool while doing it.